Fridays, ladies and gents, are for fighting. This is the Brawl to End it All. The Tussle Full of Hustle.
Let’s get ready to rumble.
Before we begin, I should explain that not every kind of fighting is permissible, of course: they shall be no fisticuffs, firearms, or fencing, and there certainly won’t be any nun-chucks, nuggies, or nuclear weapons (clearly, there WILL be unimaginative alliteration).
You may drop the gloves, but only metaphorically. You man run your opponent through with your razor-sharp observations. These observations will come from your mind which, according to lots of educational videos I watched when I was a young student, is the most powerful weapon there is. So, there you go.
Our fight card features only two matchup.
Today, we will hold two short debates. You may consult other sources,
Toyotomi Hideyoshi vs. Yi Sun Shin: Who was the greater leader?
Start by training. Get your mind ready for battle by learning every argument that can slay your enemy.
After 30 minutes or so, I will ring the bell.
I just hope you ready.