Today, we host our poetry press conferences. Each pair of poetic partners will proceed to the podium to present their positions.
Sorry. That was a little much.
The press in attendance is encouraged to ask questions. Please remember to follow appropriate procedures and provide your credentials. If you can’t remember the name of the organization that employees you, make something up. If you can’t think of anything, please feel free to choose one of the following:
The Delaware Diatribe
The Glencoe Globe
The Appin Asker